What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Every Jokes
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
