Every jokes
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What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"
Memes
me every day
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.