Every jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.