Every jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.

What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?

The letter M.

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.

What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

Why does Tesco like midgets?

Every little helps.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.