Every jokes

Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

Why does Tesco like midgets?

Every little helps.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.