Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can't defeat Cancer!
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The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It Croaks every night
Patient: doctor every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up what's wrong with me? Doctor: I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
DUDE all Hitler ask for was a glass of juice, but every one misheard him.
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
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Dad: no Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
Every woman will die in five seconds Mother : dies Sister : dies Girlfriend:lives You : 🤬
How does the cheetah in every race
It’s always a cheetah
I was given a invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney. Thats why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY
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