Every jokes
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
me every day
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.