Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
So I was playing on my phone and my mom said to go and take the trash out so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said”mom told me to” and when I came back in my mom said not to do that every again but then I told her that she says not to lie so I was doing the right thing👍
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. Clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today ma'am...we have every flavor you can imagine". Old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream". The clerk says, "Sorry ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have". ""Ok" she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream". The clerk says just a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream". The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?". Finally totally exasperated the clerk says, "Wait a minute lady. Can you spell Van as in vanilla?". "Why of course young man" she says, "V-A-N". "Right" the clerk says, "Can you spell Straw as in strawberry?". "Well of course, Straw", she replied. "Ok then" he says, "Now spell Fuck as in chocolate". She says, "There's no Fuck in chocolate". He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!".
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Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!
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Every time someone calls you you a little different car? Just say no I’m not
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it it gets shorter
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
What do you Crocodiles I don’t say every day swim
for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (alphabet lore) I would be Rich
I named my refridgerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say O I C, U R MT.
What’s the difference between an emo and a Oreos pack? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day
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why do orphan miss every hit? because no one is cheering for them
why does aaron chug beer on a wednesday? because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis
