Every jokes

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.

I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.

Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."

Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?

Because every little bit helps!

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.

For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.

Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?

Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!

Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."

Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.