Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Ok im going to be sharing a story that i never shared before.... look in the chat to see whole story.
Why are they called BREAKING NEWS in the entire world?
Because they breaking the whole entire news.
My whole life
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Who needs April fools..
When your whole life is a joke?
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Some people think prison is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
Incest. A game the whole family can play
