Who needs April fools..
When your whole life is a joke?
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My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Some people think prison is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
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As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
Incest. A game the whole family can play
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I can hear the whole world booing me
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
