Every jokes

Every moon has a silver lining.

If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?

Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

Me: And this is the room I cry in.

Date: You've said that about every room.

Me: Correct!

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...

If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.