The 50+ Best Entire Jokes

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions...

There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

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A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.

Why does 9/11 only get a day but Pride gets an entire month? Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.