Event jokes
Prom (DYM 85).
Your future.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.