Event jokes
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.