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Event jokes

Survivor

    • Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?

    Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.

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    • Event memes

    Brick

    • There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

    Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

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    • Skeleton

    • Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?

    Papyrus: Why?

    Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!

    Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

    Pimp

    • Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?

    He always gets a great turnout.

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    • Santa

    • I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!

    Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!

    I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!

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    • Earthquake

    • One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

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    • Funeral

    • My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.

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    • Pitbull

    • Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let's celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. We've been around the world, same song. Work hard, play hard, all day long. All the continents get jealous over me. You can see me 3D overseas. If you know me then you know where to find me Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me. Now live it up, live it up, live it up Baby pick it up, pick it up, pick it up And we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up I've been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it Make it or take it The point is we made it Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady And it's not our fault that we have all the ladies But it's hard to see these ladies when your middle name's Equator All around the globe, matter fact see your later They're great, we're great at world war, dominators And we're also some smooth operators, and we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom That's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up Live it up (Live it up), don't let life live you (Live you) It's a good time (Good time), so we give you (Give you) Now live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up What you wanna do? I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate.