Event

Event jokes

Funeral

Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

Cow

What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?

A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.

Club

Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!

Memes

Pilot

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(

Victim

Who are the fastest readers of mankind?

The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.

Victim

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Victim

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

Party

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.

Funeral

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

Pig

Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?

He would take him to a "pignic."