Event jokes
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.