Event jokes
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Your future.
Prom (DYM 85).
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.