Event jokes
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
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What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Memes
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Your future.
Prom (DYM 85).
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.