Event jokes
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
WJE officially a gone memory.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!