Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.