Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
