Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Event Jokes
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
