Event jokes
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
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What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Your future.
Prom (DYM 85).
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
Ummmm 67.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!