Event jokes
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
Ummmm 67.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.