Event jokes
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Ummmm 67.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!