Event jokes
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
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I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Your future.
Prom (DYM 85).
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
Ummmm 67.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!