Event jokes
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!