Event jokes
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
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What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
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I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Ummmm 67.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.