Event jokes
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Memes
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Ummmm 67.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.