Event jokes
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
My dad just comes and goes.
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.