Event jokes
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Memes
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
My kid had an accident.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.