Event jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...