Event jokes
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.