Event jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Memes
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
My kid had an accident.