Event jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
My kid had an accident.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
9/11 Joke?
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.