Event jokes
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
U were accidental.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
At weddings, old people poke me and say, "You're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.