Even jokes
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.