Even jokes
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."