Even jokes

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.

Like...

"Cum on guys."

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?

A: Because they don't have any parents.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.