Even jokes

You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.