Even jokes

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

"The f*** am I even doing here?"

Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?

A: Because they don't have any parents.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.