Even

Even jokes

Orphan

Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?

Because they weren't even wanted.

Dad

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

Fake

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

Brother

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

Promise

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

Paper

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Daveon

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

Son

My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

And he's not even left the house yet!!!

Test

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

Insult

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

🤣🤣🤣

Linkin park

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.