Even jokes

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.