Even jokes

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

"The f*** am I even doing here?"

Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?

A: Because they don't have any parents.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

🤣🤣🤣

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.

Like...

"Cum on guys."

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!