Even jokes
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
joe mama roast
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.