Even jokes

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

"The f*** am I even doing here?"

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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