Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
