My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Even Jokes
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
