Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.
The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
