Even jokes
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
Even my school is making the jokes lmao
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.