How do you make 7 an even number? Take the s out!
why did 7 kill eleven. Because now 7 was even.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Your hairline’s so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there
why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can't even see it.
Guy: No I see your sister's head
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! after all, they can't even stand up for themselves
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
