Sequence jokes
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
Memes
Wait a damn minute
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
