Sequence jokes
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
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Wait a damn minute
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).