Ethics jokes

What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.

What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?

She can't say no!

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.

Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?

Because it’s only bad when white people do it.

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.

What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."

"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."

"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.

You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favor of condoms... less DNA evidence.

When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.