Ethics jokes

How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.

Doctor: Sex is good for you!

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?

Because it’s only bad when white people do it.

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."

"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."

"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.

When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.

You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favor of condoms... less DNA evidence.

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

The world is a freaking rape joke.

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.