Ethics jokes
If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.