Ethics jokes
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Jakob's life.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.