Ethics jokes
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?