Ethics jokes

What do you call an orphan at a construction site?

Child labor.

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.

It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they will tell their parents.

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:

God: No, I don’t want to.

Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.