Ethics jokes
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?