Ethics jokes
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.