Ethics jokes
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.