Ethics jokes
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.