Ethics

Ethics jokes

Abortion

My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.

It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!

Car

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Abortion

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

Hollywood

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

Orphan

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Technology

My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Body

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

Orphan

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Orphan

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they will tell their parents.

Child

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.