Trustworthiness jokes
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
If a man says youā€™re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says youā€™re ugly, sheā€™s just jealous.
If a child says youā€™re ugly, well, youā€™re ugly.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
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@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd liā€¦ Read more
Oh glorious Matt, in the sanctity of this wonderful day, I declare that we should make the user @rapboat mod, for he have demonstrated something which is beyond our understanding or something like that. He has shown his total trustworthiness by pretending to be others, making very colorful jokes, and I guess rap stuff.
Goodness me, why so sad? Has something happened dear... associate? Eternal pain you say? Do you want, or NEED something to numb it? Ha! You think I can help you? What signals have I made to suggest that? That hurt your feelings? Ooh, I seem to look like I care. My apologies, I was being unclear about my emotions. You want to talk about it? Do I seem like a trustworthy person? Why, thank you! I would not say the same for you. I rarely find people trustworthy enough to tell them that.
donā€™t ask, i was bored okay?