Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Listen up, genius. Locking your keys in the car sucks, right? But imagine doing it at an anti-abortion clinic. To get in, you'd need a coat hanger, which is kinda like admitting you might need their services. And considering you are reading this, it is quite possible. You probably drive a smart car too, don't you?