How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Microwave Baby
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is dark because it involves cooking a baby in a microwave, which is already messed up. But the punchline takes it further by adding a sexual act. It's funny 'cause it's so wrong, and you didn't see it coming, you donkey!
Huh?
What does this mean? I dont get it
AverageOrphanJokeEnjoyer
It means we like jacking off to dead babies :3