Ethics jokes

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

Remember kids.

Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.

It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"

Incest.

When your genealogy chart is a straight line.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?

I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.

What’s the difference between chocolate and people?

You can’t buy people nowadays.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

It's not incest if you're adopted.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.