Remember kids.
Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.
Remember kids.
Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?