Ethics jokes
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Age is just a number, Jail is just a room.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic? Free dog food.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.