Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Ethics Jokes
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
A doctor is at a bar one night and notices a young lady at the counter. He approaches her and says, "Hello there miss, pardon my intrusion, but I was curious to know, if someone were to pay you a million dollars to sleep with them, would you?"
The young lady smiles and says, "That's a lot of money, of course, I would."
The doctor smiles and says, "That's interesting, but what if someone were to pay you 5 dollars to sleep with them, would you?"
The young lady says, "What, are you joking? That's no money at all. Of course, I wouldn't. What do you think I am?"
The Doctor smiles again and says, "We already established what you are, now we're trying to establish a price."
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Age is just a number.
Police are just people.
Jail is just a room.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Vote for the better joke!
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
