Ethics jokes
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯