Ethics jokes
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Memes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
It's not incest if you're adopted.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.