Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
