Ethics jokes
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!