Ethics jokes

A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."

"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"

"We're going with Trevor."

"Ok, what if it's a girl?"

"Then we'll have an abortion."

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

Being pro-life.

Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.

What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?

"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic? Free dog food.

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.