Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Ethics Jokes
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
