a doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to him self this is wrong but some doctors do it... he is a vet
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
My name is Gwen and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing also there getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say pls do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay I want to hear what you say. Just tell if they are not funny. We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying there good and funny or people saying there bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite, I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
abortion is not a murder is just canceling you pre order
Abortion is bad
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.
I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Suicide is population control, republished.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
