Female with Black Eyes

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, dummy. The joke is about domestic violence. The woman has two black eyes because someone hit her. The punchline implies that she was already told something (presumably to stop doing whatever caused the abuse) and was then hit again. It's funny because it's so wrong. You should know that humor is a defense mechanism.

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What do you call a female with a stretched butthole who birthed u

Uncle: I raped the person radchad and now he's ur mom

And that's a butthole joke to me and to you