What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Entertainment Jokes
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, âHello from the other side!â
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Ariana Grande
Whatâs a depressed kidâs favorite game? Hangman.
Donât stop orphan jokes. Theyâre funny, and people are just mad that they donât understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Iâm DaBaby.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
