Entertainment jokes
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
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Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
I came here to laugh.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.