Entertainment jokes

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"

Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"

Do you know Warrior Cats?

I heard Hawkfrost is cold.

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.

What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.

What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?

Autistemist Prime.

You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?

I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

What do you call dead?

(Not Michael Jackson)

How did Michael Jackson die?

Because he danced like a zombie!

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...

Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Anyone up for some Fortnite?

Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??