Entertainment jokes
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Memes
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
I like strippers on me.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Anyone up for some Fortnite?