Entertainment jokes
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
I like strippers on me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.