Entertainment jokes
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?