Entertainment jokes
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.