Entertainment jokes
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Ariana Grande
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.