Entertainment jokes
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Ariana Grande
Memes
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
I’m DaBaby.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.