Entertainment Jokes

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking. JK, Rowling.

The image shows a parody of the cover art for the video game "The Sims", but the title is changed to "The SLIMS" and the characters on the cover are all replaced with the rapper Eminem in various outfits and poses.

I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.

Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!

In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.