Entertainment jokes
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Giggity!
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Any more song suggestions?
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)