What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Entertainment Jokes
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
