Entertainment jokes
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Stig
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
John is not funny.
I’m DaBaby.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.