Entertainment jokes
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.