Entertainment jokes
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Can emo kids get happy meals?
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
The walking dead.