Entertainment jokes
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!