Entertainment jokes
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
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