Entertainment jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Memes
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
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Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."