Entertainment jokes
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Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Memes
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
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