Entertainment jokes

How did Michael Jackson die?

Because he danced like a zombie!

I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent!

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?

What do you call basketball for disabled people?

Rocket League?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

If you play games, go play on your sister.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

Why did the banana like the movie?

Because it was apeeling.

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?

I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.