Entertainment jokes

So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.

But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f

... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.

Wanna hear a joke?

This site.

Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand.

Dark humor is like food:

Not everyone gets it.

Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.

I like strippers on me.

What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?

"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.

What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?

Autistemist Prime.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.

I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...

Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.

When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.

Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.