Entertainment jokes

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"

Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.

What's got 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

How do rappers freshen their breath?

With a MICRO-MINT!

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Spaceballs: The Comment.

Dark humor is like a child with cancer...

Never gets old.

I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.

It didn't work.

What is an orphan's favorite TV show?

"Alone."

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?

No, it hasn't come out yet.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.