Entertainment jokes
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
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How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
I like strippers on me.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!