Entertainment jokes
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Memes
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.