Entertainment jokes
So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.
But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f
... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.
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Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!