Entertainment jokes
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.