Entertainment jokes
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Memes
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.