Entertainment jokes
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Memes
ur a wizard harry
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
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Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)