Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Christmas

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Internet

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

Music

I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.

Comedian

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Strip club

A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."

Momma

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Night

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Orphan

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

Kid

Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?

"Suicide Squad!"

Nut

Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!

(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)

Comeback

Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*

Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*

2021-2022

Bro

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.

DJ

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

Rock

The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂