Entertainment jokes
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
Not funny joke.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.