Entertainment jokes
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Drama queens be like: =- (
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.