Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Entertainment Jokes
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B πΏ.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! πππππ
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Not funny joke.
Whatβs long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frogβs fingers.
