Entertainment jokes
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!