Entertainment jokes
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Not funny joke.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.