What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Kermit's Bacon Scent
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, genius. The joke is that you expect something green and bacon-smelling to, like, actually make sense. But BAM! It's Kermit's fingers! Because... well, they're green. And the bacon smell? That's the joke! See, you're laughing because it makes zero sense, just like your fashion choices.