Entertainment jokes

Star Wars jokes:

Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.

Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?

Yeah, it's called RobberBand.

I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!

"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."

Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?

Because it can't find the home button.

Not funny joke.

What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog’s fingers.

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?

Some desert!

What do cows listen to?

Moo-sic.

This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.

What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?

Badminton.

Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

I can't put it down.

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?

They both empty their sacks around children.

He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Kids turn them on.