Entertainment jokes
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
I love rap!
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.