Entertainment Jokes

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?

Some desert!

What do cows listen to?

Moo-sic.

This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.

Shitpost-master general

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet says: "it's so surreal hearing my own voice in Pornhub ads before videos." The second tweet says: "So your the woman interrupting my gay porn" with a picture of Goku below.

What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?

Badminton.

Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

I can't put it down.

How did Michael Jackson die?

Because he danced like a zombie!

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?

They both empty their sacks around children.

Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.

He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Kids turn them on.

A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.

But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?