Entertainment jokes
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Memes
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B ๐ฟ.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Not funny joke.
Whatโs long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frogโs fingers.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.