Entertainment jokes
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
the future is now
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.