Entertainment jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Viggie tickles.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Do you see the toilet?
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!