Entertainment jokes
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!