Entertainment jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!

(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)

Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Kids turn them on.

The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

Star Wars jokes:

Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.

I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.

What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?

Some desert!

What do cows listen to?

Moo-sic.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

I can't put it down.