Entertainment jokes
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
Not funny joke.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."