What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Niall Devine, clown.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
