Entertainment jokes

Knock knock.

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD

What do cows like to watch? Moovies.

A man with a mullet walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

What's a cow's favorite thing?

A mooooovie.

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?

G major.

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"

Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

The Stigg

The morbid jokes on this site.

I like Fortnite.

What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?

Norwegian massage.

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?

What would you call a cover for your cock?