Entertainment jokes

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"

Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw!

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

What do you call a booty that can do magic?

A butt trick!

What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?

G major.

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

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The morbid jokes on this site.

I like Fortnite.

How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?

You move all of the furniture around.

What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?

Norwegian massage.

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?

What would you call a cover for your cock?

What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.