Entertainment jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
None of these jokes really took off.
Knock knock.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
The Stigg
The morbid jokes on this site.
I like Fortnite.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!