Entertainment jokes
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
W collab???
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
A treatment joke.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D