Entertainment jokes
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
The Stigg is a joke.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
The Stigg
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
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Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!