Entertainment jokes
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
I'm Pickle Rick!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.