Jk jokes
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
Fuck jk.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.