Jk jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Fuck jk.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk