Jk jokes

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."

Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3

Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.

Mom: jk

You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

Gloves!

JK, he hasn't opened it yet.

More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

A depresso espresso.

JK.

It's cyanide.

How does the author of Harry Potter get around?

She walks, JK, Rowling!

We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.

I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."

JK.

What's an Emo's favorite drink?

Water, JK it's cyanide.

Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running, JK rolling!

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso expresso.

JK, bleach.

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

Me: Hey friend!

Friend: Yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.

Friend: Touch.

Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)

Friend: Grass.

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass.

What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.

JK, dark humor.