Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A depresso espresso.
Jk
It's cyanide.
we all hear cause we cut our selfs right i mean JK
me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?
Water, JK it’s cyanide
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
i'm so lonely, even the alphabet says 'HI'.. 'JK'
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
Hoow on god's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
whats it called when a black person makes a joke? a joke, you racist. jk, dark humour
Jk: jimin why are you so small? Jm: excujjimi? Jk: no offense jim jm: yah call me hyung! Jk: but im bigger jm: im older! Jk: im tge top and your tge bottom so i dobt think its right to call you hyung.. jm:......
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u wanna talk ALYA and jk master?
Fuck jk
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common? CANCER! Jks they are both fun to laugh at.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves! Jk he hasn't opened it yet
Guess what sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
Mom: I apologize Sam for being so mean to you <3
Sam: Thank you mother for your apology.
Mom: jk
