Entertainment jokes
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
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What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Peter's playtime.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!