Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Cinderella at the Ball
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a play on words. You see, a "ball" can be a fancy dance, but it can also be slang for testicles. So, when Cinderella "gagged" at the ball, it's because she was thinking of the second meaning. I bet you smell like farts.
Anonymous
damn
Anonymous
thats weird