Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a play on words. You see, a "ball" can be a fancy dance, but it can also be slang for testicles. So, when Cinderella "gagged" at the ball, it's because she was thinking of the second meaning. I bet you smell like farts.
Anonymous
damn
Anonymous
thats weird