Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Entertainment Jokes
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Funni.
Post your jokes in the comments below!
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
