Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo Mama So Fat
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about your mom being HUGE. Like, so big that when she waddles by the TV, you miss entire episodes of your stories. It's funny because it exaggerates how obese your mom is in a playful way, which is probably closer to the truth than you'd like to admit. You know, like how you exaggerate your Tinder profile. Pathetic.
ElevatorRider
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the elevator she has to go down.
RideTheEscalator
Yo mama so fat that every time she tried to use the escalator it turned into a ramp.
Farts
Yo mama so fat her farts cause global warming.
Stretcher
Yo mama so fat her car has stretch marks on it.
CallMeByYourName
Yo mama so fat that ever her clothes have stretch marks on them.
DoraTheExplorer
Yo mama so fat that not even Dora can explore herz