Emotion jokes
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
Wanna come hang out with me?
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"