Wanna hear a joke? Me.
Emotion Jokes
I miss Gwen.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
You should always be happy about family and love.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
