Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground? The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
The rain is my tears.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
