Emotion jokes

My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?

Me: Yeh, of course.

My Bff: Ok which one?

Me: You know... the black one.

Me: Like my soul...

My Bff: Jeez you ok?

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

Wanna hear a joke? Me.

Why do orphans hate smart kids?

Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.

I miss Gwen.

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Awww, don't cry!

You should always be happy about family and love.

Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?

Because he was hoppy.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.

Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.