Emotion jokes
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
I miss Gwen.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Memes
Me during quarantine
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!