Emotion jokes

You should always be happy about family and love.

Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?

Because he was hoppy.

The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.

He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.

I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-

These jokes make me want to die.

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

I'm all panic and no disco.