Emotion jokes

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

Why was the rapper always calm?

Because he had a lot of chill flows.

Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.

He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.

I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

These jokes make me want to die.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

"Balls" got me like: 😂

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

Emo: Phone die.

Emo: Why not me? ;(

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

sad sad sad

now you laugh and like

thank you!

I'm all panic and no disco.