Emotion jokes

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Awww, don't cry!

You should always be happy about family and love.

The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.

Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.

He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.

These jokes make me want to die.

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?

Because women are emotional and full of drama.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.

I love dccfffghyyhh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

I love my family.

I love just having fun!

Hi! 👋 I love! 💕

I'm dead inside.