Emotion jokes

I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.

Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!

Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?

Why was the rapper always calm?

Because he had a lot of chill flows.

What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?

The hangover.

Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.

He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

These jokes make me want to die.

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

I'm all panic and no disco.

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Try not to <3.

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

sad sad sad

now you laugh and like

thank you!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.