Emotion jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
You should always be happy about family and love.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
These jokes make me want to die.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.