Emotion jokes
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Me during quarantine
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
These jokes make me want to die.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: 😂
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Try not to <3.
I'm all panic and no disco.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
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