Emotion jokes

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Awww, don't cry!

You should always be happy about family and love.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.

Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.

He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.

These jokes make me want to die.

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

Try not to <3.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.

I'm all panic and no disco.