Emotion jokes
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Love? Is impossible.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.
Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.
Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.
Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.
Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.
So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.
I'm so fucking bored.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Can emo kids get happy meals?
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.