What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.
So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"
I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for youβhappy now?"
She said, "*sniff* yes."
Wade likes Luiz!
In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A curious tale, strange as the night, Of Alex Fisher, with love so bizarre, For random Hitler lemons, bizarre but bizarre.
Free Verse, they say, this poem shall be, Unrestrained, unrhymed, flowing and free, Yet how to capture this perplexing love, For lemons and Hitler, soaring above?
Alex Fisher, a soul with peculiar taste, Finds joy in lemons with a sour embrace, And Hitler, a name that evokes dark pain, Inexplicably entwined, like wind and rain.
Randomness, the thread that weaves this tale, No logic, no reason, no rhyme to prevail, For who could fathom this peculiar love, Of lemons and Hitler, below and above?
Yet in the realm of words, where all is allowed, We explore the uncharted, the strange and the proud, And though this poem may bewilder and confuse, Let it remind us, acceptance we must choose.
For love knows no boundaries, no norms to abide, It transcends our expectations, with no need to hide, So let us embrace the quirks that make us unique, For in the tapestry of life, we find what we seek.
So here's to Alex Fisher, with love all their own, May they find happiness, wherever they've flown, In lemons and Hitler, a world so absurd, May their love be a reminder, that love has no words.
Donβt cut yourself up about it.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Adriano loves life.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(ππππ₯Ί. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! Youβre so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... Iβm aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
It's still depression, by the way.
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-whatβs the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i canβt do this. π₯π₯Ί
*runs away in tears*
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.