Emotion Jokes

Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

I cried when my mom started to cut up onions... onions was a good dog.

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

The meme consists of two images. The top image shows a black tote bag with the text "My favorite color is glitter" printed on it, with "glitter" in golden sparkling letters. The bottom image is a split panel with a woman yelling and pointing at the left and a white cat with a distorted face on the right. The woman image is labeled with the word “GLITTER!” in golden letters.

I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.

What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"

Q: What do you call a sad soda?

A: Soda-pressing.

What do you call an emo dating another emo?

The suicide duo.

I gave up hope and I liked it!!

I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})

Why am I so sad?

When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!

Why are orphans always sad?

Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.

Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.

One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"

Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."

"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"

"Maybe it was a tricycle."

"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"

The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"

Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."

That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"

Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"

Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."

Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"