Emotion jokes
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I cried when my mom started to cut up onions... onions was a good dog.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Why am I so sad?
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.