Emotion jokes

Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK

Why do orphans hate smart kids?

Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.

I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!

I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.

Onions was such a good dog!

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

Bored.

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

I'm dead inside.

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.