Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
Feel free to comment.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Imagine being depressed couldn’t be me
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
