Emotion jokes

U can vent here idc.

Me: The light wow brighter than my future.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Your face makes onions cry.

Depression: Here, your mom just died.

Me: My mom is already dead.

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop onions.

Why did the man miss the funeral?

He wasn’t a mourning person.

Oh no!

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

Worried I am dead.

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."