Emotion jokes

How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

Me: The light wow brighter than my future.

U can vent here idc.

Your face makes onions cry.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

Depression: Here, your mom just died.

Me: My mom is already dead.

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.

Oh no!

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

Worried I am dead.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop onions.

If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)