Emotion jokes

Depression: Here, your mom just died.

Me: My mom is already dead.

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

U can vent here idc.

Me: The light wow brighter than my future.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

Worried I am dead.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop onions.

Why did the man miss the funeral?

He wasn’t a mourning person.

If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

Oh no!