Emotion jokes
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
U can vent here idc.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Your face makes onions cry.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
Worried I am dead.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
Oh no!