Emotion jokes

Me: The light wow brighter than my future.

U can vent here idc.

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.

Depression: Here, your mom just died.

Me: My mom is already dead.

Your face makes onions cry.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Worried I am dead.

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop onions.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."

Oh no!

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

I cried when my mom started to cut up onions... onions was a good dog.