Emotion jokes
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Oh no!
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
U can vent here idc.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Your face makes onions cry.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Worried I am dead.