What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
My life.
Kill me, please.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
The rain is my tears.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
My happiness.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
