Emotion jokes

Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

The other day I lost all my crayons.

I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.

It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.

Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.

Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰

Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏

Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓

Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:

This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕

I gave my friends some buttons.

Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.

You're dead inside.

(Stabs him 23 times)

Hahahahahahah I'm dying.

Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P

An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

The rain is my tears.

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

What do you call a group of depressed people?

Sue-icide squad.

Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

A question: When is (my name) happy?

Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

Answer: Never, only a portion.

Friend: Do you need help?

My life.

Kill me, please.

My happiness.

When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

What did Love name his daughter?

Sweetheart. ♥