Edition jokes
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.