Fat mum jokes
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Fat moms.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Why do I have a fat mom?
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.