Edition jokes
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.