Edition jokes
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.