Edition jokes

A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

Smash or pass the Twin Towers?

Planes: Smash

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.

Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.

Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?

Technoblade: Broke.

Why can’t orphans play softball?

They can’t find home.

I just planted emo grass.

Ignore it and it cuts itself.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

Yo man, stand up.

*short person stands*

No, seriously man, stand up!

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

What's long, white, and thick? My dick.

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler!

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.