If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!
Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she'll start acting crabby.
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curry muncher
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
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In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user...Uber eats
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats the other one says “ your such a Cheetah!” Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
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What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
Son: What's for dinner tonight? Mon: Steak! Son: Mom you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me? Mim: HUNGER!
what is the best part about eating cake? your mom.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Some Desert!
When younger girls say I want my period or it will not be bad
*eating chocolate in bed crying * 😂😂 My face at them when they say that 🤣🙄😵 Them I got my period *them hurting*. Me: told u
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
