Eating jokes
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
How do people eat bread?
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.