Eating jokes
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
How do people eat bread?
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting them back in the wheelchair
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!