Eating jokes
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
How do people eat bread?
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Memes
shrek has a potato for a nose
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
I eat ass.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!