Eating jokes
How do people eat bread?
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Memes
Relatable
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.