Eating jokes
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
How do people eat bread?
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.