Eating jokes
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Jesus is what he eats!
Shit!
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"