Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
do atoms eat booty no because they are to cool ;(
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
Never eat more than you can lift.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight and he will eat you like my joke or else............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Kenny is a comfort snacker. Every time he's stressed he eats his mom's pussy.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
Son: What's for dinner tonight? Mon: Steak! Son: Mom you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me? Mim: HUNGER!
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
don’t like this post or else I will go to your house and eat you 😈
your mummy so skinny she cant eat
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats the other one says “ your such a Cheetah!” Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Chalie has an eating disorder and he is shorter so is his life but he will never get a wife he's a gay mother fucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
Ok ok eat your shirt
